Frontal Lobotomy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Fresh Meat needs to start airing again because that was the show into which I sunk my despair last year and I am running out of teevees to watch and also because Zawe Ashton is like the pinnacle of human beauty for real.

Fresh Meat needs to start airing again because that was the show into which I sunk my despair last year and I am running out of teevees to watch and also because Zawe Ashton is like the pinnacle of human beauty for real.

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theanimalblog:

A false tomato frog (Dyscophus guineti) in an aquarium at Zurich Zoo, Switzerland. The species is normally found in Madagascar’s Masoala rainforest.  Photograph: Steffen Schmidt/EPA

I really like this frog

theanimalblog:

A false tomato frog (Dyscophus guineti) in an aquarium at Zurich Zoo, Switzerland. The species is normally found in Madagascar’s Masoala rainforest.  Photograph: Steffen Schmidt/EPA

I really like this frog

Speaking of Juno Temple, this movie looks totally awful, but I’m going to end up watching it anyways because my obsession with gay shit (or, more specifically, teen-lesbian-angst shit) is a cruel mistress.  Also, there are werewolves?  And you know I loved Ginger Snaps (and Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed and Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning.)

When multiple people independently come to the conclusion that “Rain Man” is a suitable nickname for you, then maybe it’s time to examine your life.

Tiny character-actress extraordinaire/hair-goddess Juno Temple was super squirrelly and kind of gayish in The Dark Knight Rises for, like, 20 seconds, which was sadly one of the major highlights of the movie for me.

Tiny character-actress extraordinaire/hair-goddess Juno Temple was super squirrelly and kind of gayish in The Dark Knight Rises for, like, 20 seconds, which was sadly one of the major highlights of the movie for me.

nefertiti:

Ivanovo detstvo/Ivan’s Childhood (1962, Andrei Tarkovsky)

The complexly choreographed sequence involving Masha’s encounter with Kholin in the birch forest is one of the most iconic shots in cinema, symbolizing the need for help in hard times, a moment of connection above the void, a desperate act of human contact. The camera tracks their movements at a distance before joining them, finally, in a strange, low-angle embrace over a small trench. The shot begins from a low point of view, and then, when Masha tries to jump over the ditch and is intercepted by Kholin, who holds her in the air and kisses her, the camera goes down below ground level and records the scene from within the ditch, to soon thereafter rise sharply up and continue rolling at eye level with the characters.  (1, 2)

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grrlyman:

Le1f - Wut

You have to watch this right the fuck now.

this was just released a few seconds ago. get in on the ground floor. it’s great

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I read the other day that this movie was largely improvised.  So, basically, Emily Blunt is kind of a fucking genius.

I read the other day that this movie was largely improvised.  So, basically, Emily Blunt is kind of a fucking genius.

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