Frontal Lobotomy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Cersei deals with normal issues facing kids, such as what to do while under siege, how to use sex as a weapon, sibling rivalry, sibling romance, and drinking, confronting the issues as an independent freethinking queen.

Cersei deals with normal issues facing kids, such as what to do while under siege, how to use sex as a weapon, sibling rivalry, sibling romance, and drinking, confronting the issues as an independent freethinking queen.

(Source: catelynstarking, via eatstarchmom)

wheezy:

I came up with a concept for the season final of mad men.

Don, Pete, and Roger are tied to chairs and Peggy and Joan take turns crushing their testicles.  Then they high-five and start a new ad agency called PEGGY AND JOAN, QUEEN GODDESSES and hire Ginsberg and Kenny and live happily ever after.  As lesbians.

Lane needs the chair-treatment as well.  And then they adopt Sally as their protege. Stan could come too, if he wants.  And I want Joyce back.

But life on the reef is not just about food; it’s also about sex.

—Blue Planet

Can you put “professional Blue Planet watcher” on a resume?

I think that if I had spent less time learning how to cook and more time learning how to do real-life-adult things like writing a good cover letter and knowing how to find jobs, I’d probably be a lot skinnier and a lot less unemployed.  But, anyways, I just started Dawson’s Creek.

Can we talk about how wonderful Chelsea Wolfe is, please?

cinemamonamour: The Apartment: According to Shirley MacLaine, much of the movie was written as filming progressed. The gin rummy game was added because at the time she was learning how to play the game from her friends in the Rat Pack. Likewise, when she started philosophizing about love during a lunch break one day, this was also added to the script: ”[…] It was different because on The Apartment, we only had 29 pages of script, and what he [Billy] did was wait to see how the relationship and the chemistry and all that between Jack and me would develop, and then he wrote it accordingly. Actually, he put the gin scene in, where we were playing cards, because he knew I was playing gin with Dean and Frank all the time”.

cinemamonamour:

The Apartment: According to Shirley MacLaine, much of the movie was written as filming progressed. The gin rummy game was added because at the time she was learning how to play the game from her friends in the Rat Pack. Likewise, when she started philosophizing about love during a lunch break one day, this was also added to the script:

”[…] It was different because on The Apartment, we only had 29 pages of script, and what he [Billy] did was wait to see how the relationship and the chemistry and all that between Jack and me would develop, and then he wrote it accordingly. Actually, he put the gin scene in, where we were playing cards, because he knew I was playing gin with Dean and Frank all the time”.